Trump Ki Rally: Alabama Se San Antonio Tak Ka Safar

Toh sochiye zara, Trump bhai Mobile, Alabama mein rally kar rahe the, bolte hain, "Republicans ko support karo nahi toh $5,000 ka check bhool jao!" Aisa lag raha tha jaise koi Bollywood ka blockbuster ho! Lekin bhai, Democrats se dar lag raha hai, keh rahe hain, "Unka control hua toh kya hoga?" Ab woh San Antonio bhi ja rahe hain, wah wah! Texas ka election toh tight hai, jaise cricket ka final match!