Jack Dorsey’s Block Casts Spell, Lays Off 4,000 Wizards

In a spellbinding twist, Jack Dorsey, the grand wizard of Block, revealed on a fateful Friday that 4,000 enchanted wizards would be departing from their magical realm. This bold move, driven by the rise of AI sorcery, aims to create a leaner, more agile coven. As shares soared like broomsticks, the company’s magic sparkled with newfound vigor.