Rupee Ki Halat: Axis Bank Ka Drama Aur Daya Ki Garba

Arre bhai, kya keh rahe ho! Axis Bank bol raha hai ki rupee ko toh aur girna padega, samjhe? Oil ke daam badh gaye hain, aur AI ki productivity toh jaise Daya ki garba, bhool jao! Rupee 97 tak pahunchne ki tayyari rakho, warna Tapu ki tarah surprise milega! Aaj ka rate 95.90 hai, lekin bhai, aage kya hoga, sirf Bhagwan jaane!