Trump Ka Naya Idea: Strait Ka Naam Badalna Hai!

Arre bhai, Trump ne bola hai Strait of Hormuz ka naam badal ke 'Trump Strait' kar do! Kya zamana aa gaya hai! Middle East mein tension hai aur yeh naam badalna US ki branding ka naya tareeka hai. Missile attack se shipping ka traffic toh aise kam ho gaya jaise Daya ne ghar ka kaam chhoda ho! Oil prices bhi badh rahe hain, jaise Tapu ne prank kiya ho! Duniya dekh rahi hai, kya chakkar hai!