Trump Ne Hormuz Ka Naam Badal Kar Kiya Naya Hungama

Arey bhai, Trump ne socha hai ke Strait of Hormuz ka naam badal kar 'Trump Strait' rakhein! Yeh toh bilkul aisa hai jaise kisi ne apne ghar ka naam 'Kapil Ka Ghar' rakh diya ho! Middle East mein tensions toh hain, par Trump ki branding toh sabse pehle aati hai. Missile attacks se traffic kam ho gaya, aur oil prices ne aisa jump maara jaise koi blockbuster trailer! Toh sochiye zara, kya yeh sirf ek mazak hai ya kuch aur?